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Sabrina Heise

Editorial Assistant

True confessions: * Not as politically aware as I should be. * I bite my nails. * I didn't love the Sex and the City movie. * I am actually, really addicted to sugar and should probably be in a 12-step program. * By addicted, I mean, I lash out at people and get grumpy when I haven't had my sug...

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Alterna-jobs 2

Paint Color Namer for Benjamin Moore: How cool would it be to come up with names like “capri coast,” “great plains,” “everlasting” and “gossamer”?

Food Critic/ Film Critic: I think this speaks for itself- –I would get paid to do two things I love--eat and watch movies. Check and double-check.

Supernanny: Here, I would get paid and be on television to tell people that their children are brats. Then, I would get to sit the parents down and explain to them that letting their 3-year-old slap them in the face is not good parenting. Then, when they were already feeling down, I would play them video footage of the said slapping incident and make them feel worse. Then, right when they were feeling as low as can be, I would explain to them the complex parenting techniques of “making and keeping rules” and “disciplining” and they would thank me for mending their families.