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Margaret Pilarski

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i'm a feminist, and if you're reading this then you are too, you just might not know it yet. i like to eat cheese and travel, but i'm usually broke and/or spending my money on shoes and cocktail rings. i love dogs, rain, and driving offensively (and putting the last comma in a listed series). i'm se...

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big news at skirt hq – we have new phones! they look a lot schmancier than before, and they allow us to make conference calls and check our voicemail remotely. i snooped around yesterday and found some very james bond-looking tools. 

this looks like something you could use to hack into a phone system. james would intercept calls being made between international drug lords and the white house. it could also be used for rappelling a castle wall.

various wires that also double as ropes, lassos, bomb connectors, and high-tech listening mechanisms.

bond hacks the system internally, contacts interpol and mi6, and m (judi dench) gives him his next task.

so anyway, call us! i need to practice transferring calls... and i’m not sure if i actually recorded a voicemail greeting or left a message for the german consulate.