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Margaret Pilarski

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i'm a feminist, and if you're reading this then you are too, you just might not know it yet. i like to eat cheese and travel, but i'm usually broke and/or spending my money on shoes and cocktail rings. i love dogs, rain, and driving offensively (and putting the last comma in a listed series). i'm se...

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fantasy christmas list

margo pilar (i've changed my name)

last night we had our skirt! holiday dinner, complete with secret santa unveiling! ‘twas very fun and delicious (oak – i heart you). but it got me thinking, what do i REALLY want for christmas? from my secret santa i received something i would have probably put on this list: a cupcake gift certificate guaranteeing a supply of cupcakes at least through the end of the year, mmmmm, perfecto!!

so now i present: MY FANTASY CHRISTMAS LIST!

1. these boots
2. an in-brain style guide to recall useless grammar rules on cue
3. spaghetti, meatballs, and red wine once a week
4. fancy knee socks
5. papa zuzu’s to make my lunch, ever, in a timely fashion
6. maslo everything
7. a puppy that doesn’t poop or eat things it shouldn’t
8. a hippopotamus
9. over the counter birth control
10. world peace