you know how people say “oh i cry at everything – i even cry at commercials!” well i always thought they were just kidding. you know, like, who cries at a commercial? it’s 30 seconds of some woman dusting her blinds and dancing aroun...

and also, the cheapier of the paparazzis, the woman-hating charleston paparazzi, use cheapie cameras that gave all of us total creepy red eye. observe: not hot. i look like a flesh-eating zombie. but know what is hot? t...

so this weekend, not only did i stay awake past 9 pm, i didn’t even go out till like 10 pm... i might as well have parted the red sea. one of my musically masterful friends was in town and playing a show at johnson’s, a pub off of the market a...